0309 2010
The IM Dictionary
Posted by: Elaine @ 3:35 am
Categories: Men

I know this guy right? Who has a nickname for everyone, and perhaps everything as well. He calls me Elchy or ‘Small One’ and uses words like ‘din-dins’ and ’snackies’ (on purpose).

Here is a list of invented words by the great Shakespeare of our modern time.

  • Clucky - Chicken
  • Dinky - DKNY
  • Meowlings / Babymeows / Meowchinhos - Kittens
  • Chachos / Muchachos - Children
  • Rah-rah (adj.) - Enthusiastic / Impressive
  • Rah-rah (n./v.) - Party
  • Copacetic - Copacetic
  • Twitchy - Dysfunctional / In a bad mood
  • Rahhhhh! - Me in a bad mood (as in ‘Why is Elchy so Rahhhhh! today?’)
  • Hmmmm - Him in a bad mood (as in ‘I’m feeling quite hmmmm.’)
  • Bag-getty - Baguette
  • Elchyfriend - Adorable critter I could potentially adopt as a pet (as in ‘maybe it could be an Elchyfriend’)
  • Naughties - Injuries
  • Healthynoms - Salads
  • Clippy - Lobsters and large crabs
  • Bitey - Anything that bites / Our pet venus flytrap
  • To chase your tail - To stall for time
  • Elchynoise - My sneeze
  • Elchymum, Elchydad, Elchycar etc. - kinda self-explanatory
  • Weeee’ve got Cesc Faaabregasssss - Arsenal won a game
  • ElchyLOOOOK - That’s a nice car
  • Healthy rah-rahs - Workout
  • Mozzys - Mosquitoes
  • Nummy - Tasty
  • Ankle-biter - Me on a rampage

At which point does it get a little overboard?




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